Monday, December 31, 2012

Mud Hens and Buffleheads


The meat sizzled and popped on the smoking hot cast iron pan and the last of the red juices seeped through brown crust on the outside of the bite-sized fillet.  I stabbed the chunk with the tip of my knife, smeared it through the olive oil in the pan, sprinkled it with salt and pepper, and then I popped my first taste of American coot in my mouth.  As far as flavor is concerned, coots (aka mud hens) are viewed as bottom-tier waterfowl.  They are usually considered to be worthless for much beyond dog food.  As I chewed my bite, I determined the people who established coot’s culinary status must have been afraid to taste them, because it was tasty.  I thought as I was cleaning the bird that the meat looked more the color of mallard, or even beef, than the dark red of goldeneye or bufflehead.  Additionally, the meat had the texture of venison tenderloin.  Until I saw this, I figured the meat was headed for the sausage pile, destined to be a novelty for one of my adventurous dinner guests.  Now I am curious, ready to increase my sample size above one.  Emily liked it too, said it was as almost as good as puddle duck, but she reminded me not to get too carried away – maybe it was just one particularly tasty individual.

I am not ready to drive the bandwagon for a coot Carpaccio revolution, but I am pretty convinced I may have stumbled upon an interesting new meat harvest opportunity.  This morning, at a holiday family gathering, my Grandpa asked me “what the heck did you shoot a coot for?”  The answer was “by accident!”  I was jump-shooting ducks while on a hunt with my Pop, and this coot was collateral damage.  Not that I was disappointed, I mentioned I was interested in harvesting a coot or two that morning as we boated to our hunting spot.  Needless to say, I didn’t hesitate when I saw a few coots in close proximity to my primary target, a drake bufflehead duck. 

This would be the part where a mallard snob would say, “who is this guy, nobody eats coots and buffleheads.”  Hey, that is how HHMM rolls!  I figure most all meats are good, so long as they are properly prepared. I like to think these kinds of meats have potential as ingredients and seasoning as much as I think of them as a main event.  For example, perhaps the tastiest homemade kielbasa sausage I have ever eaten was partially concocted from goldeneye by my Helena duck hunting buddy, Paul.  I am also particularly fond of cured and lightly smoked goldeneye, served medium rare with a spot of Chinese mustard and sesame seeds.  Strongly flavored meats are excellent in sausages and terrines, and even in stuffing, where these flavors are welcomed and accentuated.  Liver is a delicacy to some and disgusting to others, and which side people fall on may largely depend on the preparation and presentation when they first dined on the meat.  Diver duck meat is much the same.

Yesterday’s hunt was a good start to my duck hunting year.  As is typical for my Pop and me, we were set up an hour late, and in the wrong spot for where the birds wanted to be, and it took us 55 shotgun shells to reduce eight birds to possession (including the coot).  We don’t have a fancy duck boat, or a secret spot to hunt loaded with mallards, but we hunt one of the most beautiful spots in Idaho.  We should harvest more ducks, but we still get a few.  The quality of our shooting does seem to decline with the size and desirability of the birds; I can’t seem to hit a goose to save my life.  My dog, Jocko, is young, needs confidence, and he should get more training than I have time to give him.  But, hey! he made a few decent retrieves, was reasonably well-behaved in the blind, and he enjoyed the hunt as much as I did.  In short, we aren’t the best duck hunters, but we sure have a good time, and I sure enjoy eating their meat.  Can’t buy anything like it in the stores, gotta do it yourself.

Jocko and his most picturesque retrieve.

A successful day.  Interesting meats for the freezer.
The raw beauty of hunting ducks.



Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Christmas and Gifts for the HHMM

When I spoke on the phone with my cousin, Paddy, on the evening of December 25th, he asked me "so, dude, was Santa good to you this year, or what?"  Yep, Santa was definitely good to me... he gave me more projects.  My bride, Emily, gave me some of the pieces and parts required for chicken husbandry.  We have not raised chickens before, but we are pumped.  Clearly they are an important milestone in the evolution of a family from casual DIYers to ultra-hip modern homesteaders.  We were always jealous of our graduate student friends in Missoula who were able to take the early leap into livestock ownership.  I have 20-20 vision, but as I hold my new Mason-jar poultry feeder, I can already feel the weight of thick-framed eyeglasses designed to make me look smarter, more ironic, and more indie-rock than the average American.

Earlier this year, Emily and I shouldered a home mortgage for the first time in a neighborhood about 600 feet outside the city limits of Lewiston, Idaho.  It is illegal to keep poultry in most neighborhoods in Lewiston,  but in our little slice of heaven, sandwiched between a major highway and a commercial tire company called Commercial Tire, we have the raw materials of an urban homestead.  There is garden space, a cool basement, a shed of perfect dimensions for a chicken coop, some spots for fruit trees, and lots of scrap wood and fencing lying around that is ripe for recycling.  Collecting DIY-worthy presents in my stocking from Santa Claus is certainly timely.  We have work to do.

How to get that work done?  My wife and I have a rough knowledge of basic carpentry, at best.  What can we say, we were both book nerds.  A most viable solution to this problem: get a beloved copy of "Build it Better Yourself" handed down heirloom-style from your in-laws.  This is a wonderful gift.  It has plans for a chicken coop, and a smoke house, and lots of other things that will help me complicate my life over the next few years.

Have I mentioned I have a 13 month old son?  Yep, we are going to take on chickens, gardens, micro-orchards, smokehouses, and basic house maintenance when we have barely taken on parenthood?

We haven't yet made the rounds to my boyhood home to visit my folks for the holidays.  Surely when we visit there, Emily and I will collect various and sundry lures, shotgun shells, and other stuff from Santa for a HHMM.  My dad is (after my bride) my primary hunting partner, and we are fairly predictable in the gifts we like to get for each other.  Don't worry, Mom, that is very much how I like it.  The freezer needs filling.  Ice fishing, steelhead fishing, spring bear and turkey hunting...